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Name: Attic, The Year: 1998 Era: Silver Years Type: Collection Development Time: 1 year(s)  Description: This was a collection of skits done in our attic. It mostly contained McDonalds skits were the person would be rude, or just weird (or my cat once). -Intro -Mc #7 - Hobbes -Mc #8 - Nervous Guy -Mc #9 - Snobby -Gimme a Beer -The Loner -Navy Seal Intense Training -China Place 1 -Mc #10 - One-armed Man -ITT Technical Institute -Gimme a Beer 2 -The Loner 2 -Gimme a Beer 2 … 2 -China Place 2 -Alien -Monsters -Mc #11 - Short Attention Span -Mc #12 - Voice Activated -Mc #13 - Speed -China Place 3 -Soy Sauce Skit -Aliens 5 -Mirror Faces -Chris Presents -Mc #14 - Reader -Mc #15 - Foreigner -Mc #16 - Big Guns -Mc #17 - Blind Man -Psychiatrist #1 - Word Repeater -Psychiatrist #2 - Overtalker -Psychiatrist #3 - Fat Man -Psychiatrist #4 - Auntie Helga -Psychiatrist #5 - Mc Employee -Peace Alien -Psychiatrist #6 - Scream Ghost -School Skit -Psychiatrist #7 - Siamese Twins -Psychiatrist #8 - Self Esteem -Mc #18 - Tipping -He's Back! -New Song in the West -Snarkie the Werewolf -Campout -Airport Security -Interrogation 1 -Interrogation 2 -Henrietta -Mc #19 - Psychic -A Tale of Fatness -Job interview #1 - Monotonous -Job interview #2 - Homey Ebonics -Job interview #3 - Alien -Job Interview with a Vampire -Spice Girls Try-outs -Covergirl Lipstick -Chris Troc Comedy -The Clowns are in Town -Judge Jody #1 -Bus Monolog #1 -Bus Monolog #2 -Mirror Faces -Judge Jody #2 -Mc #7 - Hobbes (Dann, Hobbes) Hobbes plays the role as the Mc Employee and won't answer any questions or take an order. -Mc #8 - Nervous Guy (Dann, Chris) It's a Mc Employee's first day and he's nervous and cries at every order. Once the customer is done ordering, he freezes and makes him read off the order. -Mc #9 - Snobby (Chris, Dann) The customer comes in an orders the Mc Employee to fulfill his lines. But the jokes on him, because this is Mc, and no one gets their order correct. -Gimme a Beer (Chris, Dann) A white trash man wants a beer from his brotha Sammy. Ok, he says, and tosses him a beer. Repeat... -The Loner (Chris, Dann) A poor tortured soul is trapped and forced to live in his own attic. He reckons he'll get out one day. -Navy Seal Intense Training (Dann, Chris) The most fierce training involves being stabbed and yelled at. At graduation day, the recruits are dead. -China Place 1 (Dann, Chris) A man tries to order a chicken and the waiter will not give him that due to the murder of the chickens in electricity water. When he tries to order wine, he can't have that because he'll be drunk driving home. Finally when he orders shrimp, that's the final straw and the waiter storms out. -Mc #10 - One-armed Man (Dann, Chris) For the sake of equal opportunity, nothing goes wrong. -ITT Technical Institute (Chris, Amy) ITT wants your children if they're geniuses. One student can't make the cut and has to be taken out. But still send them your children. -Gimme a Beer 2 (Chris, Amy, Dann) First attempt, Amy messes up. -The Loner 2 (Amy, Dann) Then Amy cries. -Gimme a Beer 2 . 2 (Chris, Amy, Dann) Now Sammy's brotha wants food, and it sure does come. So much he gets hit with all the pieces. -China Place 2 (Dann, Chris) The manager comes in to complain about the service from the previous incident. He gets the same. -Alien (Dann, Chris) Two people search for an alien and find it, but all it wants is food. -Monsters (Dann, Chris) Various shots of mirrored faces. -Mc #11 - Short Attention Span (John, Chris) The Mc Employee can't keep his concentration and his vision wanders off about the room. He gives up and leaves because there's no orange soda. Later he comes back and tries to hard to concentrate to make up for it, but has a stroke. -Mc #12 - Voice Activated (John, Chris) The Mc Employee gets the bright idea to reprogram the computer to be totally voice activated. This of course doesn't work and the computer interprets the order to be boiling soda and alcoholic beverages, then it gets a virus and crashes. -Mc #13 - Speed (John, Chris) The order is read speedily and is given out perfectly. -China Place 3 (Dann, John, Chris) A homeless man goes to China Place and is given the best service including turtle egg bird nest soup and lobster bisque, while the rich man gets no service and has to stand. Finally the rich man tries to take some of the homeless man's food and has to be taken out. -Soy Sauce Skit (John, Chris, Dann) A man has the perfect concentration of Ice Tea and it couldn't be better. But the waiter refills his glass ruining the balance, so he has to add more ice tea. The waiter comes back, and this was supposed to be the joke, but we didn't have ice tea or didn't feel like getting it, so we used Soy Sauce instead which of course tasted terrible, and the glass really never needed filling, so everything went downhill from there. -Aliens 5 (Chris, Amy, Dann) Again we search for aliens, and find one that wants to be taken home with you. -Mirror Faces (Chris, Dann) Random mirror faces. -Chris Presents (Chris, Dann) Chris presents himself and explains how he works. -Mc #14 - Reader (Chris, Dann) Part of Chris Presents. I got mad because he threw down my book in real life, so I left. -Mc #15 - Foreigner (Chris, Dann) A foreigner comes in and looks through a translation book to give his order. He can't find one word, so he gets upset and runs away. -Mc #16 - Big Guns (Alan, Dann) In Texas, a man was a new Rodaayo burger and tries to show where it is, but the Mc Employee pulls out a gun to ward him off. The man has his own gun and they continue to outgun each other until the man pulls out a small gun and therefore loses...for now. -Mc #17 - Blind Man (Chris, Dann) The Mc Employee can't see that well and needs huge glasses. The customer take advantage of this and robs him blind. I actually really felt bad while filming this and didn't want to take the money after a while. -Psychiatrist #1 - Word Repeater (Chris, John) A common psychiatric trick is to simply repeat the last word the patient says to keep them thinking you're interested. -Psychiatrist #2 - Overtalker (Chris, Amy) A girl has problems, but the psychiatrist has no time for this and talk about his own life. -Psychiatrist #3 - Fat Man (John, Chris) The psychiatrist is fat and the patient is insane and wants to kill fat people. This causes problems. -Psychiatrist #4 - Auntie Helga (John, Dann) Auntie Helga denies everything. -Psychiatrist #5 - Mc Employee (Chris, John) The Mc Employee drifts off into his own little world and never comes back. -Peace Alien (John) John's Mirror Face -Psychiatrist #6 - Scream Ghost (John, Chris) The Scream Ghost needs help, but the psychiatrist is outta here! -School Skit (Chris, Amy) This is boring, I have no idea what this is. -Psychiatrist #7 - Siamese Twins (Chris, Amy) A girl has issue with her Siamese twin, so the psychiatrist suggests getting rid of her. -Psychiatrist #8 - Self Esteem (Chris, Amy) Two girls tease a man who needs help and don't pull any punches. -Mc #18 - Tipping (Dann, Chris) The Mc Employee expects tips after every item ordered, but still gives out bad food (if it's food at all). -He's Back! (Dann, Chris) The doughboy is back and he's meaner than ever...etc.... -New Song in the West (Dann, Chris) A new cowboy has come to the west, and he's bad at twirling his gun. -Snarkie the Werewolf (Dann, Chris) It's a half moon, so you know what time that is, it's Snarkie the Werewolf time. A local news reporter covers the story and gets eaten. -Campout (Chris, Dann) Two boys have a campout and play truth or dare, which leads to boring results and the tent falling down. -Airport Security (Chris, Dann, Amy) A man is on a business trip and gets stopped at the metal detector. The security guard puts a gun in his bag and this sets off the alarm. He retrieves the gun and sends the man on his way. Then he goes to Mc, and the employee puts a fry in his bag, which then again causes trouble. Later a woman man puts a baby in his bag and yells at him for stealing that. When the airport police show up he drops his hat in the bag and tells him to just get on the plane. He can't because a little girl is now in his bag, and his ticket is ripped up. Not even knowing where the crowned jewels are will save him now. -Interrogation 1 (Dann, Chris, John) A man is interrogated about his appearance and a very vague situation that just ends up confusing him. -Interrogation 2 (Dann, Chris, John) A man steals a hundred grand, and is tricked into admitting the interrogator is beautiful, which she isn't! -Henrietta (Dann) A mirror song about Henrietta. -Mc #19 - Psychic (John, Chris) The Mc Employee suddenly comes to the realization that he's psychic and tries to read the customer's mind. This comes out all wrong, but it's the customer's fault. -A Tale of Fatness (John, Chris, Dann) A fat man looses his doughnut, but goes through a life changing journey to recovery. -Job interview #1 - Monotonous (Dann, Chris) A man goes for an interview, but the interviewer is very boring and won't talk much. -Job interview #2 - Homey Ebonics (Dann, Chris) Yo! You be down with da clunka stuff. It be happening, yo. -Job interview #3 - Alien (Dann, Chris) An alien tries to get a job with computers and says he has lots of experience. -Job Interview with a Vampire (Dann, Chris) A vampire tries to get a job and promises to have the interviewer's family for dinner. -Spice Girls Try-outs (Dann, Chris, Amy, Mary) Since the Spice girls are missing a member or two, a casting call is arranged to find a new member. Applicants include drunk spice, hillbilly spice, biker spice, Aunt Iota spice, and mall chick spice. -Covergirl Lipstick (Chris, Mary, Amy) A parody of the Cover Girl ads with the monotonous non-rhyming poetry that used to play. -Chris Troc Comedy (Chris, Dann) Chris jokes galore, it all begins here and never stops. -The Clowns are in Town (Dann, Chris) A clown troll and a negative filter make the most horrific thing you could imagine. -Judge Jody #1 (Dann, Chris, Amy) A man is suing for falling down when breaking into a house. He has video evidence which shows that he's to blame. -Bus Monolog #1 (Chris, Amy, Dan) A man and girl sit down in a bus and have conversations in their head. -Bus Monolog #2 (Dann, Amy, Chris) Same as last one except with a girl and ugly woman. -Mirror Faces (Dann, Chris) More mirror fun! -Judge Jody #2 (Dann, Chris, Amy) The cases aren't said too loudly and no one really knows what they're doing there. Trivia: -Mc skits #1-6 were made before the Attic series, #20 was after. Website: http://www.dcjproductions.com/dcj/surcharge.shtml Characters: (132) Airport CopDann Thombs Airport Ticket ManDann Thombs Airport VictimChris Thombs Alien IntervieweeDann Thombs Alien Searcher 1Chris Thombs Alien Searcher 2Dann Thombs Alien Searcher 3Chris Thombs Aliens GirlAmy Thombs Auntie HelgaDann Thombs Auntie Helga SpiceDann Thombs Biker SpiceDann Thombs Bus Passenger 1Chris Thombs Bus Passenger 2Amy Thombs Bus Passenger 3Amy Thombs Bus Passenger 4Dann Thombs Business Man 1John Heins Business Man 2Chris Thombs Camper 1Dann Thombs Camper 2Chris Thombs China Place GuestChris Thombs China Place ManagerChris Thombs China Place WaiterDann Thombs Chris TrocChris Thombs Clown VictimChris Thombs Clown, TheDann Thombs Cover Girl 1Chris Thombs Cover Girl 2Mary-Elizabeth O'Malley Cover Girl 3Amy Thombs DannfeldDann Thombs DoughboyChris Thombs Doughboy VictimChris Thombs Drunk SpiceChris Thombs Fat ManJohn Heins Fat Mans FriendChris Thombs Feed Me AlienDann Thombs French ManChris Thombs Glutton GirlAmy Thombs Goey the Cyclops ThingDann Thombs HenriettaDann Thombs Hillbilly SpiceAmy Thombs HobbesHobbes Homeless ManJohn Heins Interrogated 1John Heins Interrogated 2John Heins Interrogator 1Chris Thombs Interrogator 2Dann Thombs Interrogator 3Chris Thombs Interrogator 4Dann Thombs Interviewer 1Dann Thombs Interviewer 2Dann Thombs Interviewer 3Chris Thombs Interviewer 4Dann Thombs ITT SpokemanChris Thombs ITT StudentAmy Thombs JimmyDann Thombs Jody Defendant 1Amy Thombs Jody Defendant 2Amy Thombs Jody Plaintiff 1Chris Thombs Jody Plaintiff 2Chris Thombs Judge JodyDann Thombs Kings Inn SpiceChris Thombs Kings Inn SpiceDann Thombs Kiss Me WomanChris Thombs Loner 2, TheAmy Thombs Loner, TheChris Thombs Mall Chick SpiceMary-Elizabeth O'Malley MannyChris Thombs Mario HilaireoChris Thombs Mc Airport EmployeeDann Thombs Mc Customer #10Chris Thombs Mc Customer #11Chris Thombs Mc Customer #12Chris Thombs Mc Customer #13Chris Thombs Mc Customer #14Dann Thombs Mc Customer #15Dann Thombs Mc Customer #16Dann Thombs Mc Customer #17Dann Thombs Mc Customer #18Dann Thombs Mc Customer #19Chris Thombs Mc Customer #7Dann Thombs Mc Customer #8Dann Thombs Mc Customer #9Chris Thombs Mc Employee #10Dann Thombs Mc Employee #11John Heins Mc Employee #12John Heins Mc Employee #13John Heins Mc Employee #15Chris Thombs Mc Employee #16Alan Clayton Mc Employee #17Chris Thombs Mc Employee #18Chris Thombs Mc Employee #19John Heins Mc Employee #7Hobbes Mc Employee #8Chris Thombs Mc Employee #9Dann Thombs Michael JacksonChris Thombs Monsters Host 1Chris Thombs Monsters Host 2Dann Thombs Naughty StudentAmy Thombs Navy Seals IntructorDann Thombs Navy Seals RecruitChris Thombs New Song in the West, TheDann Thombs Peace AlienJohn Heins Psych Patient #1John Heins Psych Patient #2Amy Thombs Psych Patient #3Chris Thombs Psych Patient #5John Heins Psych Patient #7Amy Thombs Psych Patient #8Chris Thombs Pyschiatrist #1Chris Thombs Pyschiatrist #2Chris Thombs Pyschiatrist #3John Heins Pyschiatrist #4John Heins Pyschiatrist #5Chris Thombs Pyschiatrist #6John Heins Pyschiatrist #7Chris Thombs Pyschiatrist #8Amy Thombs School TeacherChris Thombs Scream GhostChris Thombs Scream GhostDann Thombs Security GuardDann Thombs Sheep, TheChris Thombs Slippery the Two Lunged SlothChris Thombs Snarky the WerewolfDann Thombs Stolen GirlAmy Thombs Take Me Home AlienDann Thombs Trailer DrunkChris Thombs Trailer Drunk 2Amy Thombs Unknown CreatureChris Thombs Vampire IntervieweeChris Thombs Walley EyeChris Thombs Woman ManDann Thombs Yes AlienDann Thombs Grouped Characters: (1) Mc Employees View all character details
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